If Kingdom Hearts Characters Had Grindr Profiles

Disney may not be very open about having openly gay characters but we took the liberty of getting the Grindr profiles of all your favorite Kingdom Hearts characters.

Even GLAAD’s 2016 Studio Responsibility Report showed that “Of all the studios tracked in this report, Walt Disney Studios has the weakest historical record when it comes to LGBT-inclusive films.”

Here are your favorite Kingdom Hearts characters looking for love from Sora to the Heartless.

Axel

Axel wants you to know his name for later…

Baymax & Hiro

Since Kingdom Hearts III is supposed to have a Big Hero 6 world you can explore…

Goofy Donald

Donald and Goofy are just looking for a third…

Riku Grindr

Bad boy Riku wants to stick his keyblade in your keyhole.

Roxas

Roxas is starting to sound like Jan from The Brady Bunch.

Sora Grindr

Jailbait Sora…

Heartless

How could you be so heartless?

Jack Sparrow

He’s a pirate! Show him your booty.

Kairi

What’s Kairi doing on Grindr?

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